Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Fat Girls and Skinny Jeans

I think my reasoning is quite obvious on this one; however I’ll elaborate simply because I love the sound of my own voice. It’s not visually pleasing to the eyes nor is it sexually pleasing to the genitalia, unless of course you’re a black man, in which case you love to fuck fat white girls. What is it about fat white girls that black guys love so much? No one else like them so I guess someone has too.

No one wants to see every single glazed dimple that your thighs have to offer. If it looks like you’ve been hit in the back of the legs with a sack of marbles, you should be wearing something else... like loose fitting cargo capris.

For God’s sake the only requirement that exists for wearing this horrid piece of clothing is in the tidal. SKINNY Jeans and no they do not make you look skinnier. The weight requirement is 150 lbs. lose some weight or don’t fuckin' wear ‘em. Go back to Lane Bryant and Kato where you belong. Rue 21 isn’t for everyone.