Blacktips: The Age Old Question

Why don't black people tip?

I don't get it. Really, I wanna know. Please someone tell me why.

I work at a job in which my living is primarily based on tips and in my working there I've found that black people never tip. I'm serious. I've worked here for over a year and in that time I've processed at least a couple of hundred niggacars. I've been tipped maybe 5 times. Maybe. There is this one nigga though, that does tip. He's in his 40's and he owns a bunch businesses. That nigga is real nice. I like that nigga. He acts white though so I don't know if he really counts.

As it turns out this happens alot. I asked around. apparently it's common knowledge among those in the industry. I googled it and found that there's entire websites devoted to the fact that the black folks don't like to tip. even the famous rich ones. I read a blog by a waitress who said that that nigga Lebron James came in with a bunch of people, you know how them rich niggas do, to the restaurant she waited tables at and it was right at closing so they had to have a team of waiters and waitresses stay late and accomodate him, the bill was was like five grand and that nigga tipped like 20 dollars between 15 people. He didn't tip the valet at the rstaurant for parking his niggawhip either. See that's why people don't like you Lebron, it's not cause you signed with the Heat, it's because your'e a shitty nigga who does niggaish things. Even more shocking is that some of these websites were made by niggas. Niggas hatin on niggas, that never happens. and that was called sarcasm. I hope you like it. Moving on...

I saw tons of theories, but no definitive answers. Please answer this blog black folk. Inquiring minds want to know. Wow, just as I was typing that last sentence a black guy walked up. How weird. His lips must have been burning. lol I'm so funny uuuhhh anyway...

One theory was that because of segregation black people didn't "Know" that you are suppose to tip people or when to do it. I say Bullshit! Those niggas know what tipping is and how to do it they just don't want to cause they cheap as hell.

Another theory was that after the whole slavery incident they didn't feel like they owed white people anything. This is also bullshit. Nigga quit tryin to make excuses, you cheap. That shit was over long time ago. You can't move on and rise above? Look at the Asians. Man those zipperheads they moved on and rose above quick. They some of the richest motherfuckas on the planet. Everytime I see one of them niggas they drivin a mothafuckin Lexus or Mercedes or an Audi or a Infiniti or some shit like that. and secondly my black cousin and my black friend (cause everybody's gotta have one right?) are both waiters and they said blacks never tip them either. See it's not just them damn whities. It's everyone. I bet that nigga Kanye never tips. He prolly says "I'm a muthafuckin genius, I don't have to tip. I'm Kanyeezie muthafucka!" Speaking of Kanyeezie I like his new song.

This brings me to my next point. Blacks using slavery as an excuse. I'm sick of this shit. It's time to move on. Those dirty, savage, wagon burning, drunken indians were treated worse than the blacks. they didn't even get full US citizenship and the right to vote until the 1960's, not the 1860's, the 1960's. Yeah. Those mothafuckers were here first! It seems to me that they would have got it first. Isn't that why their called "native" americans. I guess that train of thought is completely illogical.

Those drunk bastardizing, wife beating Irish were also treated worse than the blacks when they first came to America. So much so that they fled to the mountains and woods and became hillbillies and rednecks and we have hundreds of years of ignorant inbread hicks to show for it. Thanks alot White forefathers. Bastards.

The greasy, flea bitten Italians and the squinty eyed, rice eatin Asians were treated just as worse. and now because of we have Jersey Shore and the american railroad systems, of which the latter isn't so bad.

Not to mention those cheap, kykey, shylock cursin', hooked nose, sueing, sheany Jews.

Stop complaining, get over it, move on, rise above and for my living's sake start tipping.

Did I cover every stereotype? Just makin sure.