Luke Scott and the Mystery of the Birth Certificate

Ok wow! I just read a Yahoo sports article about an interview with the Baltimore Orioles ignorant redneck first baseman Luke Scott. This peice o' shit is exactly what's wrong with this country. (The last two sentences were purely oppinion statements and not to be taken litterally.) He said he does not believe that Barack Obama was born here (in the US). What and complete moron (Also an Oppinion). I hope he reads this. Someone send it to him. The best part of the article was the editors insertion of Obama's birth certificate. What a dumbass. I'm so sick of people downgrading our president. The birth validity of Obama is just one of the many stupid rumors about him. He's Muslim, he didn't swear in on the Bible, he's a socialist, he wasn't born here, it's always the same bullshit over and over and I'm tired of it. Most of this shit is just because he's black and our white society can't handle it. I'm fuckin sick of this ignorant redneck bullshit. Get over it, we have a black president, big deal. Idiots.
First the guys talks about growing his beard out then he proceeds to discuss in detail the 2 deer he shot on the the hunting trip he just came back from. He brought pictures with him BTdub. Then he chatters on like a 12 year old school girl about his supercrush for sweaty Teddy Nugent (a fellow gun toating, militant, redneck) and how badly he wants to meet him, then he talks about how he "dusted" the deer with a 7mag, what, is this guy in the fuckin mafia or something, then quickly switches back to Sweaty Teddy ('Ol Ted was mentioned 6 times in the interview). He then continues, as most rednecks do, to expound on hunting and all the places he wants to hunt and how he's like seen braveheart like a million times and like loves it. Yes I'm making fun of him. No that's not how I really talk. He then talks, at extreme length (kinda like this blog post,) about the over population of deer, which is a huge redneck excuse for killing as many deer as possible, then, once again as most rednecks do, he talks about gun control and then starts on how Obama is not a true american and doesn't represent American values and blah blah blah he is not american. What a fuckin idiot. The shitty part is that if you showed the Government issued offical birth certicate that's on the article to Luke Scott he'd probably say oh well that's not real, it's faked, it's been doctored. No matter what evidence you submit to these types of people they refuse to belief. That's beyond ignorance. He has no excuse, he's been acurately informed. That's the definition of denial.
Now because Luke Scott is a douchebag of Kanye West/John mayer-like proportions I will now ridicule him and tear apart everything he said. He's not even that good of a baseball player either. That's why you play for a joke team like the Baltimore Orioles Luke. They can't even compete in their division. Ok let us start with this statement:

"I haven't paid any attention to baseball until recently."
Isn't baseball your profession, wouldn't you want to know more about it?
"I'm a big fan of Ted Nugent because he's a "keep it real" type of guy. He respects wildlife, he loves to hunt. I look at Ted Nugent and ... he's an American. He has the core beliefs of what it means to be an American in his heart. He lives by those beliefs and those principles. It's the same beliefs that our forefathers, who fought for our country, have. I'd be real interested in meeting him one day."
Yep cause being american is all about sex addiction and convincing an underage girls parents to let you be her " Legal gaurdian" so that you can continue to date her without legal intervention.
I think I remeber the forefathers writing something about wango tangoing in the the Declaration of Independence. I think it was called the Scream Dream amendment.
Wasn't Thomas Jefferson the first one to say "I got you in a stranglehold baby"? I think so."DB: How many times have you seen "Braveheart"?LS: Many. It's a great movie, one of my all-time favorites."
Mel Gibson, another psycho he a big fan of, whatta ya know.
"Basically, what you've done is, you've told the man who pays his bills and minds his own business, who's trying to protect his family and provide for his family, if you take away his gun [and] you give him a golf club or a baseball bat, or a knife, and if the criminal has a gun, he's going to win that battle 10 out of 10 times.
The real issue behind these people who are gun grabbers, the truth is — based on fact — the reason why is, they want control. They want control of the people. That's what socialism is and communism." (on gun control)
Why do rednecks insist that Obama is trying to take their guns away. Do they really believe that Barack is gonna literally come in a take their guns away from them? The point of Obama's gun control policies is to prevent convicted felons from owning guns. Of course the problem with this is that criminals will continue to illegally by firearms no matter what the government does. The benefit: If theyr'e caught with a gun their punishment will be greater, therefore taking them off the street, therefore removing crime from our society.
He can't be a socialist and a communist at the same time dude, pick one. By his statement one could assert that because he's opposed to socialism and the common opposition to socialism is capitalism that he's a capitalist right? Capitalism is such a better choice, your'e right Luke. The richest people should control everything because that's fair. That provides freedom for everyone including all those immigrants you were talking so good about to come over here and continue to be poor. Capitalism doesn't afford everyone the equal opportunity at success. It continues current statuses. Those wretched poor stay poor and the awesome rich stay rich. what a load of (as rednecks would say) Horseshit.
"Obama ... hmm ... Obama does not represent America. Nor does he represent anything what our forefathers stood for. This country is basically built on an attitude. It's a way of life. It's not because you're born here. It's not that you're supposed to take from those who have and give to those who haven't. That kills a country. It killed Russia."
So it's not because we're born in America that we're free?
No one give. It's bad to give to the less fortunate. This is America! We don't tolerate that shit! If your poor it's your fault. Get a job you bum! Giving killed Russia! They took our jobs! Ted Nugent!
"That's what tears down a people, tears down nations. Hence, the problem we're having in this country, where we're experiencing unemployment. We're experiencing all of these negative things that are happening in our land as a direct result of that type of attitude — of too much government involvement, of moral decay, and of people lacking honor and integrity."
It must be so hard for you to make millions of dollars a year for playing a sport that you love. I feel so bad that "we're" barely making it. It must take all the the honor and integrity you have to get up everyday and play a game. Your'e such an american. Our troops are out there everyday fight for professional baseball. You stupid moronic motherfucker.
"Obama, he doesn't represent that. He represents, "Hey, everyone. Give me votes and I'll give you stuff.""
"I'll say something to somebody to get their vote, but if I have to compromise what I believe in, there's no honor in that. There's no integrity. That's not a leader."
God, I love contradiction!
"DB: You don't think that Obama wasn't born in the United States, do you?LS: He was not born here.DB: [Sighs].LS: That's my belief. I was born here. If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go — within 10 minutes — to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, "See? Look! Here it is. Here it is." The man has dodged everything. He dodges questions, he doesn't answer anything. And why? Because he's hiding something.""
You know why he doesn't run in a panic and scramble to grab his birth certificate to prove to a bunch ignorant fucktard rednecks that he's American. Because he's the fuckin President! He doen't have to prove anything to your dumbass. Do you really think the American government is going let someone who's not an american citizen be the fuckin President. God your'e stupid.
"Come on. If you're born here, there's plenty of documents. But you know what? There's no documentation of him. No legal documentation of him."

Come on!
"I took red stag at a ranch in Pennsylvania. ... This was earlier. This was two days after the season was over. Here he is, red stag."
"There needs to be accountability for the truth. I don't care if you're the president of the United States, you need to be held accountable. If you're involved in treacherous acts, or you're saying things that are against, or are selling out our country, you should be brought to trial. I mean, no one's above the law."
Isn't killing game out of season illegal? Hmmm....
"There's a lot of people that fought for their country and that's not something to be taken lightly. They gave their life, everything they had, they gave their lives, to give us what we have. That's why I'm so passionate about my beliefs -- because someone died. They gave their life, their blood was spilled, so I had an opportunity to chase a dream and play baseball for a living."
Yep because that's the first thing on the troops mind, Pofessional Baseball, and mainly you playing, not anyone else though. Just you.

fortunately for Luke Scott we have something in this country called freedom of speech and no one can really stop him from saying what he wants to say. Unfortunately for Like Scott I also have that freedom.

Until next time, keep reading.