Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Fat Girls and Skinny Jeans

I think my reasoning is quite obvious on this one; however I’ll elaborate simply because I love the sound of my own voice. It’s not visually pleasing to the eyes nor is it sexually pleasing to the genitalia, unless of course you’re a black man, in which case you love to fuck fat white girls. What is it about fat white girls that black guys love so much? No one else like them so I guess someone has too.

No one wants to see every single glazed dimple that your thighs have to offer. If it looks like you’ve been hit in the back of the legs with a sack of marbles, you should be wearing something else... like loose fitting cargo capris.

For God’s sake the only requirement that exists for wearing this horrid piece of clothing is in the tidal. SKINNY Jeans and no they do not make you look skinnier. The weight requirement is 150 lbs. lose some weight or don’t fuckin' wear ‘em. Go back to Lane Bryant and Kato where you belong. Rue 21 isn’t for everyone.
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  1. AnonymousDecember 16, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    Learn how to spell.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Yes please learn how to spell. Another thing, those girls dont even look bad so shut the fuck up you stupid whore

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  3. J.StarrSeptember 21, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    ...Uh yes actually they do look bad. They're thighs look terrible and their legs are all lumpy and gross. that's not how ur suppose to look in skinny jeans. when ur fat and u wear skinny jeans everyone can see ur fat more not less. don't be dumb.

    ...and ur comments were very scornful u must be fat and wearing skinny jeans...am I right?

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    150... I'm 145.. and 5' 6"... I'm seriously asking... do you think I could wear them?

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    Wow who ever wrote this must be a skinny ugly girl or just a fag because those girls have all the right curves in good places and I am a WHITE man.... I am guessing.... Fag...

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    Lol no your not wrong he's a fag he has Jeffrey star email lol not only thatbut he thinks he sexy but everybody else wants to vomit at the sight of his " skinny jeans" with two let me add balls sticking out not even a squirrel would want and he thinks if he makes fun of fat girls who can actually get laid he'd look superior.take some midol and chill the duck out by a butt vibrator i don't give a fuck just don't state your oppinin if your going to be a little bitch

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  7. J.StarrOctober 29, 2011 at 5:00 AM

    to the girl who's 5'6'' and 145...I'm sure you look fantastic in skinny jeans darling.

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  8. J.StarrOctober 29, 2011 at 5:03 AM

    ...and to you other two cunts...fuck you. I have never worn skinny jeans and I never will. and Jeffrey Starr am I suppose to know who that is? It's J.Starr. there's only one sweetie. the J means nothing it's just there.

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  9. J.StarrOctober 29, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    and those girls don't have all the right curves in all the right places. they're fat! I got the bloody picture from a plus size website you cunt. fuck off. skinny jeans and plus size should not be phrases that go together. you can't look proper in skinnies unless you're heroin skinny. that's where the whole style originated anyway you twats.

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  10. J.StarrOctober 29, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    fat girls that can actually get laid by who, black guys? I get laid daily by girls better looking than you because I have a huge penis and i'm sexy.

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  11. J.StarrOctober 29, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    you have no idea

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  12. J.StarrOctober 29, 2011 at 5:12 AM

    i do find it quite interesting however that with all the ridiculous shit on here the blog about skinny jeans is the one that offends the most people. tells you something about our culture doesn't it.

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