Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Softball Girl

Do I really have to say it again after the last two blogs?


We all know your lesbians, but why? What is it about softball that makes a girl turns Lezzy? and yes the fact that you’re the size of Venus Williams but white and blonde does scare me a bit. There is nothing in life more scary than a full on, buzz cutted, 12 year old boy lookin, gangsta dressed Bull Dike who probably has a knife in her boot and can kick your ass. Please don’t gang rape me, I know I’m sexy but remember: no means no gentlemen. 


I will say though that I appreciate your candidness. At least you're not running around screaming to high heaven about how you're a big Dike. God doesn't wanna hear that. The gay men just can't seem to keep it to themselves.

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