The Softball Girl

Do I really have to say it again after the last two blogs?


We all know your lesbians, but why? What is it about softball that makes a girl turns Lezzy? and yes the fact that you’re the size of Venus Williams but white and blonde does scare me a bit. There is nothing in life more scary than a full on, buzz cutted, 12 year old boy lookin, gangsta dressed Bull Dike who probably has a knife in her boot and can kick your ass. Please don’t gang rape me, I know I’m sexy but remember: no means no gentlemen. 


I will say though that I appreciate your candidness. At least you're not running around screaming to high heaven about how you're a big Dike. God doesn't wanna hear that. The gay men just can't seem to keep it to themselves.

Overly Flamboyant Gay Men

We get it, you’re gay

There’s no need to walk around broadcasting the fact that you’re Gay. We all know. The high feminine voice and impeccably neat hair and clothes have already given you away. Not to mention the abundance of question marks that linger after each sentence you say. You’ve overdone the gay thing so much that you’re starting to make your own sexuality the butt of jokes.  Pun intended. Enough is enough girls. 

I don't hate homosexuals i just know it's wrong. Anyone with intelligence and balls will tell you the same.

FYI: Homosexuality was only moved from the classification of a mental disorder in  1973.