Thursday, March 17, 2011

Tiger blood and Adonis DNA...Winning!

I just read an article on Yahoo about how a bunch of celebrities (Anne Hathaway who is ugly as fuck and completely unattractive and unfortunately I've had to see her nasty sagging breasts) wrote President Obama, or as I like to call him the HNIC (that's Head Nigga in Charge for those of you who haven't seen Training Day) an "open letter" asking him to get on board with the whole gay marriage thing. Yes I know, with the disaster in Japan and shit storm going on in the middle east and the troops who are still over there and the raised gas prices and the national debt, gay marriage is such an important issue. It's so nice to see celebs jump behind something real. Thank you Anne. They asked Obama to join them and "the rest of the country" and support gay marriage. Here's the link http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110315/ts_yblog_theticket/hollywood-a-listers-urge-obama-to-support-gay-marriage#mwpphu-container

Ok well first off Marriage is completely and wholly a tradition braught to us courtesy of the Bible and as we all know the Bible does not support homosexuality so the solution is quite simple and shame on religious figures that marry gay people. Your'e defining what it is to be a hypocrite. Way to stand for your beliefs. God will be so proud of you for taking all that time and devoting your entire life to him just to do something that is in direct conflict with his purpose for your entire creation. Congradulations.

What rights is it exactly that you can't have, or for that matter, that you're missing out on by getting a cival union? What rights is it you can't have by simply living in the same house?

That being said why do gay people use the term "openly gay"? If it's ok to be gay then do it and admit it unless of course you're in the military, in which case be quiet you'll make other people uncomfortable in the showers.

If being gay is natural then why does it envolve a man acting like a woman and a woman acting like a man. That seems odd, weird, peculiar, even queer. lol. If a homosexual relationship is natural then why does one gay person always act guyish and one always act girlish? and even more puzzeling why do all the girly one's hang out together and all the guyish ones do the same? That would seem to infer that a masculine to feminine model works perfectly on a biological level. hmmmm. That doesn't quite mesh with the gay agenda. If you're a man who likes men then why would you do anything like a woman? Wouldn't it be the opposite?

I think everyone would except Homosexuality if gays didn't run the streets half naked in bright pastel colored bikini bottoms and fuzzy cowboy hats, dancing like idiots. Maybe the shirtless, sweaty men dry humping and making out with each other furiously in clubs is a little much. Maybe it's the whole men dressing as a women, acting extremely girly and having entirely too much makeup on thing that makes people not wanna take them seriously. Maybe it's Jack from Will and Grace. Who knows? It's kinda like when some hippie who acts like Chech and Chong tries to tell you that weed isn't harmful at all and should be totaly legal.

All homosexuality is is a sexual prefference. It's not a race. Stop treating it like it is.
The point is gay people, that if you just acted normal and didn't flaunt your sexuality or bring up the fact that you're not "treated equal" every time you have the chance we might stop laughing at you. God, you're as bad as black people and women with whole equality thing. The fact that you focus so much on a sexual prefference tells me that your entire world is based entirely around sex. Sex is your God, sex and designer clothes that is. Which brings me to my next point.

Why is it that if I admonish Charlie Sheen for having sex and partying and just being generally skanky all the time it's ok but if I admonish one of my extremely permiscuous gay friends for doing the same thing but with guys it's judgemental and I'm warranted a biggot? That doesn't seem very equal.

The truth is that some people just plain don't like them no queers but most of us don't like you because you're always perverted and permiscuous and flaunting it and that's simply not tastefull. It's gross and nasty wether you're straight or gay. We dislike you because you're silly. We dislike making out and groping in public because it's trashy and lower class. Just don't act like perverted idiots and it won't be a problem.

and if Obama was to change his thoughts based on the whims of celebrities that would completely discredit him as an intelligent person. In short, it would make hima a bitch.

Dear celebs, I think Obam is wiser and smarter than you and I think he can make a decision about gay marriage on his own.
and secondly celebrities are skanky immoral people themselves. Why would we ever take their guidance. Their oppinions matter about as much as my mechanic's.

The last thing I would wanna do as President is take the advice of the girl from The Devil Wears Prada. Fuck off Anne. You're a terrible actress and you're gonna make the next Batman movie suck.

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  1. Standing ovation! I feel ya!

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