Wednesday, December 29, 2010
New Blogs UP!!!!!
There's a new American Emo chapter up and a new Helter Skelter musical review as well
Friday, December 24, 2010
Exclusive Stick
Recently I encountered something quite strange, a phenomenon really, so I thought I would enlighten all of your feeble, adolescent minds by sharing it. Last night, a female, who shall remain unnamed, cough cough, Melissa, didn't want to have sex with me. I know, I honestly couldn't believe it either. I told her that I was absolutely awesome at having sex and that my tongue was like a marathon runner and that my penis is huge and she still said no. She said "Every guy says that." I said "The difference between me and every other guy is I tell the truth and they’re full of shit." I know, good line right. She still didn't want to. I was very disappointed and distraught, almost depressed so I strolled outside of the bar and called my wife. It's ok she knows and I don't care. She was sleeping. I said "Hey, baby doll, you wanna fuck?" She said no. This is just getting ridiculous. She knows better. She's had sex with me a million times. She knows the sex is outstandingly great. She knows the vastness of my penis. I'm joking, I don't have a wife, I don't need one, I pay this old Mexican lady to cook and clean. It was just my girlfriend, who cares if you cheat on them, I don't. This is an exclusive stick I don't share with the world.
All this female rebellion leads me to my question:
Why would a girl turn down amazing sex from an awesome dick?
I surveyed a bunch of females and these are my results.
The Asian females (8.4%) replied "Me ruv u rong time" I think that means yes I will blow you in Mandarin.
The Black females (12.7%) replied "Motherfucker...black talk ect" I'm not quite sure what her point was I don't speak monkey, so I was at a disadvantage, it's ok i can say that I used to fuck a black female.
The Mexican females (10.1%) replied by saying...who cares they’re hairy, that's gross
The White females (67.4%) replied by saying...I don't know I wasn't really paying attention...they were over the age of 20 and had small tits
In spite of all the intellectual answers I got from these females there was a few decent answers, of which we will dissect now.
Reason #1 "I'm tired"
I've heard of this weird thing called tired, what is it? I don't understand. It sounds interesting, maybe I'll try it sometime.
I call bullshit on this one. Why? Because it's physically impossible to fall asleep when you’re aroused. It's true I saw it on Kenny VS Spenny. But J.Starr what about all those passed out girls I have unconscented sex with at parties. Well no. 1: get off your mother, she's old and fragile, you'll hurt her, and no. 2: They don't count. Drug or alcohol induced sleep is not real sleep.
Reason #2 "I don't feel good" "My head hurts" "I have a headache" "My vagina is still soar from earlier today"
blah blah blah Bullshit! Stop whining and take it like your'e supposed to bitch.
When you experience sexual pleasure your blood stream becomes filled with endorphins. Endorphins make your body numb. Sex is a natural painkiller. I don't want to hear "But J I've already came 6x I can't cum anymore. That’s too deep, ow." Bullshit, turn back around, bend back over and take it.
Reason #3 "I've been taking care of the house all day, I just want to relax"
Too bad. Do some coke and get over it, you’re suppose to take care of the house, it's your job as a female. Besides everyone knows house work isn't real man work anyway. Try having testicles bitch. and no I don't wanna cuddle after...cunt
I guess apparently I didn't do a good enough job training my bitch. Obviously I'm gonna have to slap her around a little bit when I get home.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go now. Ben Rothelisberger and I are meeting some underage girls for drinks at Chili’s.
Peace niggas
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Luke Scott and the Mystery of the Birth Certificate
Ok wow! I just read a Yahoo sports article about an interview with the Baltimore Orioles ignorant redneck first baseman Luke Scott. This peice o' shit is exactly what's wrong with this country. (The last two sentences were purely oppinion statements and not to be taken litterally.) He said he does not believe that Barack Obama was born here (in the US). What and complete moron (Also an Oppinion). I hope he reads this. Someone send it to him. The best part of the article was the editors insertion of Obama's birth certificate. What a dumbass. I'm so sick of people downgrading our president. The birth validity of Obama is just one of the many stupid rumors about him. He's Muslim, he didn't swear in on the Bible, he's a socialist, he wasn't born here, it's always the same bullshit over and over and I'm tired of it. Most of this shit is just because he's black and our white society can't handle it. I'm fuckin sick of this ignorant redneck bullshit. Get over it, we have a black president, big deal. Idiots.
First the guys talks about growing his beard out then he proceeds to discuss in detail the 2 deer he shot on the the hunting trip he just came back from. He brought pictures with him BTdub. Then he chatters on like a 12 year old school girl about his supercrush for sweaty Teddy Nugent (a fellow gun toating, militant, redneck) and how badly he wants to meet him, then he talks about how he "dusted" the deer with a 7mag, what, is this guy in the fuckin mafia or something, then quickly switches back to Sweaty Teddy ('Ol Ted was mentioned 6 times in the interview). He then continues, as most rednecks do, to expound on hunting and all the places he wants to hunt and how he's like seen braveheart like a million times and like loves it. Yes I'm making fun of him. No that's not how I really talk. He then talks, at extreme length (kinda like this blog post,) about the over population of deer, which is a huge redneck excuse for killing as many deer as possible, then, once again as most rednecks do, he talks about gun control and then starts on how Obama is not a true american and doesn't represent American values and blah blah blah he is not american. What a fuckin idiot. The shitty part is that if you showed the Government issued offical birth certicate that's on the article to Luke Scott he'd probably say oh well that's not real, it's faked, it's been doctored. No matter what evidence you submit to these types of people they refuse to belief. That's beyond ignorance. He has no excuse, he's been acurately informed. That's the definition of denial.
Now because Luke Scott is a douchebag of Kanye West/John mayer-like proportions I will now ridicule him and tear apart everything he said. He's not even that good of a baseball player either. That's why you play for a joke team like the Baltimore Orioles Luke. They can't even compete in their division. Ok let us start with this statement:
"I haven't paid any attention to baseball until recently."
Isn't baseball your profession, wouldn't you want to know more about it?
"I'm a big fan of Ted Nugent because he's a "keep it real" type of guy. He respects wildlife, he loves to hunt. I look at Ted Nugent and ... he's an American. He has the core beliefs of what it means to be an American in his heart. He lives by those beliefs and those principles. It's the same beliefs that our forefathers, who fought for our country, have. I'd be real interested in meeting him one day."
Yep cause being american is all about sex addiction and convincing an underage girls parents to let you be her " Legal gaurdian" so that you can continue to date her without legal intervention.
I think I remeber the forefathers writing something about wango tangoing in the the Declaration of Independence. I think it was called the Scream Dream amendment.
Wasn't Thomas Jefferson the first one to say "I got you in a stranglehold baby"? I think so."DB: How many times have you seen "Braveheart"?LS: Many. It's a great movie, one of my all-time favorites."
Mel Gibson, another psycho he a big fan of, whatta ya know.
"Basically, what you've done is, you've told the man who pays his bills and minds his own business, who's trying to protect his family and provide for his family, if you take away his gun [and] you give him a golf club or a baseball bat, or a knife, and if the criminal has a gun, he's going to win that battle 10 out of 10 times.
The real issue behind these people who are gun grabbers, the truth is — based on fact — the reason why is, they want control. They want control of the people. That's what socialism is and communism." (on gun control)
Why do rednecks insist that Obama is trying to take their guns away. Do they really believe that Barack is gonna literally come in a take their guns away from them? The point of Obama's gun control policies is to prevent convicted felons from owning guns. Of course the problem with this is that criminals will continue to illegally by firearms no matter what the government does. The benefit: If theyr'e caught with a gun their punishment will be greater, therefore taking them off the street, therefore removing crime from our society.
He can't be a socialist and a communist at the same time dude, pick one. By his statement one could assert that because he's opposed to socialism and the common opposition to socialism is capitalism that he's a capitalist right? Capitalism is such a better choice, your'e right Luke. The richest people should control everything because that's fair. That provides freedom for everyone including all those immigrants you were talking so good about to come over here and continue to be poor. Capitalism doesn't afford everyone the equal opportunity at success. It continues current statuses. Those wretched poor stay poor and the awesome rich stay rich. what a load of (as rednecks would say) Horseshit.
"Obama ... hmm ... Obama does not represent America. Nor does he represent anything what our forefathers stood for. This country is basically built on an attitude. It's a way of life. It's not because you're born here. It's not that you're supposed to take from those who have and give to those who haven't. That kills a country. It killed Russia."
So it's not because we're born in America that we're free?
No one give. It's bad to give to the less fortunate. This is America! We don't tolerate that shit! If your poor it's your fault. Get a job you bum! Giving killed Russia! They took our jobs! Ted Nugent!
"That's what tears down a people, tears down nations. Hence, the problem we're having in this country, where we're experiencing unemployment. We're experiencing all of these negative things that are happening in our land as a direct result of that type of attitude — of too much government involvement, of moral decay, and of people lacking honor and integrity."
It must be so hard for you to make millions of dollars a year for playing a sport that you love. I feel so bad that "we're" barely making it. It must take all the the honor and integrity you have to get up everyday and play a game. Your'e such an american. Our troops are out there everyday fight for professional baseball. You stupid moronic motherfucker.
"Obama, he doesn't represent that. He represents, "Hey, everyone. Give me votes and I'll give you stuff.""
"I'll say something to somebody to get their vote, but if I have to compromise what I believe in, there's no honor in that. There's no integrity. That's not a leader."
God, I love contradiction!
"DB: You don't think that Obama wasn't born in the United States, do you?LS: He was not born here.DB: [Sighs].LS: That's my belief. I was born here. If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go — within 10 minutes — to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, "See? Look! Here it is. Here it is." The man has dodged everything. He dodges questions, he doesn't answer anything. And why? Because he's hiding something.""
You know why he doesn't run in a panic and scramble to grab his birth certificate to prove to a bunch ignorant fucktard rednecks that he's American. Because he's the fuckin President! He doen't have to prove anything to your dumbass. Do you really think the American government is going let someone who's not an american citizen be the fuckin President. God your'e stupid.
"Come on. If you're born here, there's plenty of documents. But you know what? There's no documentation of him. No legal documentation of him."
Come on!
"I took red stag at a ranch in Pennsylvania. ... This was earlier. This was two days after the season was over. Here he is, red stag."
"There needs to be accountability for the truth. I don't care if you're the president of the United States, you need to be held accountable. If you're involved in treacherous acts, or you're saying things that are against, or are selling out our country, you should be brought to trial. I mean, no one's above the law."
Isn't killing game out of season illegal? Hmmm....
"There's a lot of people that fought for their country and that's not something to be taken lightly. They gave their life, everything they had, they gave their lives, to give us what we have. That's why I'm so passionate about my beliefs -- because someone died. They gave their life, their blood was spilled, so I had an opportunity to chase a dream and play baseball for a living."
Yep because that's the first thing on the troops mind, Pofessional Baseball, and mainly you playing, not anyone else though. Just you.
fortunately for Luke Scott we have something in this country called freedom of speech and no one can really stop him from saying what he wants to say. Unfortunately for Like Scott I also have that freedom.
Until next time, keep reading.
First the guys talks about growing his beard out then he proceeds to discuss in detail the 2 deer he shot on the the hunting trip he just came back from. He brought pictures with him BTdub. Then he chatters on like a 12 year old school girl about his supercrush for sweaty Teddy Nugent (a fellow gun toating, militant, redneck) and how badly he wants to meet him, then he talks about how he "dusted" the deer with a 7mag, what, is this guy in the fuckin mafia or something, then quickly switches back to Sweaty Teddy ('Ol Ted was mentioned 6 times in the interview). He then continues, as most rednecks do, to expound on hunting and all the places he wants to hunt and how he's like seen braveheart like a million times and like loves it. Yes I'm making fun of him. No that's not how I really talk. He then talks, at extreme length (kinda like this blog post,) about the over population of deer, which is a huge redneck excuse for killing as many deer as possible, then, once again as most rednecks do, he talks about gun control and then starts on how Obama is not a true american and doesn't represent American values and blah blah blah he is not american. What a fuckin idiot. The shitty part is that if you showed the Government issued offical birth certicate that's on the article to Luke Scott he'd probably say oh well that's not real, it's faked, it's been doctored. No matter what evidence you submit to these types of people they refuse to belief. That's beyond ignorance. He has no excuse, he's been acurately informed. That's the definition of denial.
Now because Luke Scott is a douchebag of Kanye West/John mayer-like proportions I will now ridicule him and tear apart everything he said. He's not even that good of a baseball player either. That's why you play for a joke team like the Baltimore Orioles Luke. They can't even compete in their division. Ok let us start with this statement:
"I haven't paid any attention to baseball until recently."
Isn't baseball your profession, wouldn't you want to know more about it?
"I'm a big fan of Ted Nugent because he's a "keep it real" type of guy. He respects wildlife, he loves to hunt. I look at Ted Nugent and ... he's an American. He has the core beliefs of what it means to be an American in his heart. He lives by those beliefs and those principles. It's the same beliefs that our forefathers, who fought for our country, have. I'd be real interested in meeting him one day."
Yep cause being american is all about sex addiction and convincing an underage girls parents to let you be her " Legal gaurdian" so that you can continue to date her without legal intervention.
I think I remeber the forefathers writing something about wango tangoing in the the Declaration of Independence. I think it was called the Scream Dream amendment.
Wasn't Thomas Jefferson the first one to say "I got you in a stranglehold baby"? I think so."DB: How many times have you seen "Braveheart"?LS: Many. It's a great movie, one of my all-time favorites."
Mel Gibson, another psycho he a big fan of, whatta ya know.
"Basically, what you've done is, you've told the man who pays his bills and minds his own business, who's trying to protect his family and provide for his family, if you take away his gun [and] you give him a golf club or a baseball bat, or a knife, and if the criminal has a gun, he's going to win that battle 10 out of 10 times.
The real issue behind these people who are gun grabbers, the truth is — based on fact — the reason why is, they want control. They want control of the people. That's what socialism is and communism." (on gun control)
Why do rednecks insist that Obama is trying to take their guns away. Do they really believe that Barack is gonna literally come in a take their guns away from them? The point of Obama's gun control policies is to prevent convicted felons from owning guns. Of course the problem with this is that criminals will continue to illegally by firearms no matter what the government does. The benefit: If theyr'e caught with a gun their punishment will be greater, therefore taking them off the street, therefore removing crime from our society.
He can't be a socialist and a communist at the same time dude, pick one. By his statement one could assert that because he's opposed to socialism and the common opposition to socialism is capitalism that he's a capitalist right? Capitalism is such a better choice, your'e right Luke. The richest people should control everything because that's fair. That provides freedom for everyone including all those immigrants you were talking so good about to come over here and continue to be poor. Capitalism doesn't afford everyone the equal opportunity at success. It continues current statuses. Those wretched poor stay poor and the awesome rich stay rich. what a load of (as rednecks would say) Horseshit.
"Obama ... hmm ... Obama does not represent America. Nor does he represent anything what our forefathers stood for. This country is basically built on an attitude. It's a way of life. It's not because you're born here. It's not that you're supposed to take from those who have and give to those who haven't. That kills a country. It killed Russia."
So it's not because we're born in America that we're free?
No one give. It's bad to give to the less fortunate. This is America! We don't tolerate that shit! If your poor it's your fault. Get a job you bum! Giving killed Russia! They took our jobs! Ted Nugent!
"That's what tears down a people, tears down nations. Hence, the problem we're having in this country, where we're experiencing unemployment. We're experiencing all of these negative things that are happening in our land as a direct result of that type of attitude — of too much government involvement, of moral decay, and of people lacking honor and integrity."
It must be so hard for you to make millions of dollars a year for playing a sport that you love. I feel so bad that "we're" barely making it. It must take all the the honor and integrity you have to get up everyday and play a game. Your'e such an american. Our troops are out there everyday fight for professional baseball. You stupid moronic motherfucker.
"Obama, he doesn't represent that. He represents, "Hey, everyone. Give me votes and I'll give you stuff.""
"I'll say something to somebody to get their vote, but if I have to compromise what I believe in, there's no honor in that. There's no integrity. That's not a leader."
God, I love contradiction!
"DB: You don't think that Obama wasn't born in the United States, do you?LS: He was not born here.DB: [Sighs].LS: That's my belief. I was born here. If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go — within 10 minutes — to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, "See? Look! Here it is. Here it is." The man has dodged everything. He dodges questions, he doesn't answer anything. And why? Because he's hiding something.""
You know why he doesn't run in a panic and scramble to grab his birth certificate to prove to a bunch ignorant fucktard rednecks that he's American. Because he's the fuckin President! He doen't have to prove anything to your dumbass. Do you really think the American government is going let someone who's not an american citizen be the fuckin President. God your'e stupid.
"Come on. If you're born here, there's plenty of documents. But you know what? There's no documentation of him. No legal documentation of him."
"I took red stag at a ranch in Pennsylvania. ... This was earlier. This was two days after the season was over. Here he is, red stag."
"There needs to be accountability for the truth. I don't care if you're the president of the United States, you need to be held accountable. If you're involved in treacherous acts, or you're saying things that are against, or are selling out our country, you should be brought to trial. I mean, no one's above the law."
Isn't killing game out of season illegal? Hmmm....
"There's a lot of people that fought for their country and that's not something to be taken lightly. They gave their life, everything they had, they gave their lives, to give us what we have. That's why I'm so passionate about my beliefs -- because someone died. They gave their life, their blood was spilled, so I had an opportunity to chase a dream and play baseball for a living."
Yep because that's the first thing on the troops mind, Pofessional Baseball, and mainly you playing, not anyone else though. Just you.
fortunately for Luke Scott we have something in this country called freedom of speech and no one can really stop him from saying what he wants to say. Unfortunately for Like Scott I also have that freedom.
Until next time, keep reading.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Blacktips: The Age Old Question
Why don't black people tip?
I don't get it. Really, I wanna know. Please someone tell me why.
I work at a job in which my living is primarily based on tips and in my working there I've found that black people never tip. I'm serious. I've worked here for over a year and in that time I've processed at least a couple of hundred niggacars. I've been tipped maybe 5 times. Maybe. There is this one nigga though, that does tip. He's in his 40's and he owns a bunch businesses. That nigga is real nice. I like that nigga. He acts white though so I don't know if he really counts.
As it turns out this happens alot. I asked around. apparently it's common knowledge among those in the industry. I googled it and found that there's entire websites devoted to the fact that the black folks don't like to tip. even the famous rich ones. I read a blog by a waitress who said that that nigga Lebron James came in with a bunch of people, you know how them rich niggas do, to the restaurant she waited tables at and it was right at closing so they had to have a team of waiters and waitresses stay late and accomodate him, the bill was was like five grand and that nigga tipped like 20 dollars between 15 people. He didn't tip the valet at the rstaurant for parking his niggawhip either. See that's why people don't like you Lebron, it's not cause you signed with the Heat, it's because your'e a shitty nigga who does niggaish things. Even more shocking is that some of these websites were made by niggas. Niggas hatin on niggas, that never happens. and that was called sarcasm. I hope you like it. Moving on...
I saw tons of theories, but no definitive answers. Please answer this blog black folk. Inquiring minds want to know. Wow, just as I was typing that last sentence a black guy walked up. How weird. His lips must have been burning. lol I'm so funny uuuhhh anyway...
One theory was that because of segregation black people didn't "Know" that you are suppose to tip people or when to do it. I say Bullshit! Those niggas know what tipping is and how to do it they just don't want to cause they cheap as hell.
Another theory was that after the whole slavery incident they didn't feel like they owed white people anything. This is also bullshit. Nigga quit tryin to make excuses, you cheap. That shit was over long time ago. You can't move on and rise above? Look at the Asians. Man those zipperheads they moved on and rose above quick. They some of the richest motherfuckas on the planet. Everytime I see one of them niggas they drivin a mothafuckin Lexus or Mercedes or an Audi or a Infiniti or some shit like that. and secondly my black cousin and my black friend (cause everybody's gotta have one right?) are both waiters and they said blacks never tip them either. See it's not just them damn whities. It's everyone. I bet that nigga Kanye never tips. He prolly says "I'm a muthafuckin genius, I don't have to tip. I'm Kanyeezie muthafucka!" Speaking of Kanyeezie I like his new song.
This brings me to my next point. Blacks using slavery as an excuse. I'm sick of this shit. It's time to move on. Those dirty, savage, wagon burning, drunken indians were treated worse than the blacks. they didn't even get full US citizenship and the right to vote until the 1960's, not the 1860's, the 1960's. Yeah. Those mothafuckers were here first! It seems to me that they would have got it first. Isn't that why their called "native" americans. I guess that train of thought is completely illogical.
Those drunk bastardizing, wife beating Irish were also treated worse than the blacks when they first came to America. So much so that they fled to the mountains and woods and became hillbillies and rednecks and we have hundreds of years of ignorant inbread hicks to show for it. Thanks alot White forefathers. Bastards.
The greasy, flea bitten Italians and the squinty eyed, rice eatin Asians were treated just as worse. and now because of we have Jersey Shore and the american railroad systems, of which the latter isn't so bad.
Not to mention those cheap, kykey, shylock cursin', hooked nose, sueing, sheany Jews.
Stop complaining, get over it, move on, rise above and for my living's sake start tipping.
Did I cover every stereotype? Just makin sure.
I don't get it. Really, I wanna know. Please someone tell me why.
I work at a job in which my living is primarily based on tips and in my working there I've found that black people never tip. I'm serious. I've worked here for over a year and in that time I've processed at least a couple of hundred niggacars. I've been tipped maybe 5 times. Maybe. There is this one nigga though, that does tip. He's in his 40's and he owns a bunch businesses. That nigga is real nice. I like that nigga. He acts white though so I don't know if he really counts.
As it turns out this happens alot. I asked around. apparently it's common knowledge among those in the industry. I googled it and found that there's entire websites devoted to the fact that the black folks don't like to tip. even the famous rich ones. I read a blog by a waitress who said that that nigga Lebron James came in with a bunch of people, you know how them rich niggas do, to the restaurant she waited tables at and it was right at closing so they had to have a team of waiters and waitresses stay late and accomodate him, the bill was was like five grand and that nigga tipped like 20 dollars between 15 people. He didn't tip the valet at the rstaurant for parking his niggawhip either. See that's why people don't like you Lebron, it's not cause you signed with the Heat, it's because your'e a shitty nigga who does niggaish things. Even more shocking is that some of these websites were made by niggas. Niggas hatin on niggas, that never happens. and that was called sarcasm. I hope you like it. Moving on...
I saw tons of theories, but no definitive answers. Please answer this blog black folk. Inquiring minds want to know. Wow, just as I was typing that last sentence a black guy walked up. How weird. His lips must have been burning. lol I'm so funny uuuhhh anyway...
One theory was that because of segregation black people didn't "Know" that you are suppose to tip people or when to do it. I say Bullshit! Those niggas know what tipping is and how to do it they just don't want to cause they cheap as hell.
Another theory was that after the whole slavery incident they didn't feel like they owed white people anything. This is also bullshit. Nigga quit tryin to make excuses, you cheap. That shit was over long time ago. You can't move on and rise above? Look at the Asians. Man those zipperheads they moved on and rose above quick. They some of the richest motherfuckas on the planet. Everytime I see one of them niggas they drivin a mothafuckin Lexus or Mercedes or an Audi or a Infiniti or some shit like that. and secondly my black cousin and my black friend (cause everybody's gotta have one right?) are both waiters and they said blacks never tip them either. See it's not just them damn whities. It's everyone. I bet that nigga Kanye never tips. He prolly says "I'm a muthafuckin genius, I don't have to tip. I'm Kanyeezie muthafucka!" Speaking of Kanyeezie I like his new song.
This brings me to my next point. Blacks using slavery as an excuse. I'm sick of this shit. It's time to move on. Those dirty, savage, wagon burning, drunken indians were treated worse than the blacks. they didn't even get full US citizenship and the right to vote until the 1960's, not the 1860's, the 1960's. Yeah. Those mothafuckers were here first! It seems to me that they would have got it first. Isn't that why their called "native" americans. I guess that train of thought is completely illogical.
Those drunk bastardizing, wife beating Irish were also treated worse than the blacks when they first came to America. So much so that they fled to the mountains and woods and became hillbillies and rednecks and we have hundreds of years of ignorant inbread hicks to show for it. Thanks alot White forefathers. Bastards.
The greasy, flea bitten Italians and the squinty eyed, rice eatin Asians were treated just as worse. and now because of we have Jersey Shore and the american railroad systems, of which the latter isn't so bad.
Not to mention those cheap, kykey, shylock cursin', hooked nose, sueing, sheany Jews.
Stop complaining, get over it, move on, rise above and for my living's sake start tipping.
Did I cover every stereotype? Just makin sure.
Blogs?
Ok I'm getting sick and tired of everyone and their ball sack thinking they can have a blog. like anyone cares about your little clever quips and comments on life. No one cares. you're an idiot. No one cares that you're working on a novel. you're probably a terrible writer anyway.You fuckin hack. oooh you can diss on everyone and you use big words oh I'm so impressed! Can I blow you? Horseshit! I love that word. :)You have to be interesting and relavent to have a blog. You can't just be some rube off the street.Yes I said rube I'm sure you wouldn't know that word. I'm not going to tell you the meaning. Look it up yourself. Google it bitch.
has the irony sunk in yet? Good.
Have a nice day
has the irony sunk in yet? Good.
Have a nice day
My responce
for some reason i couldn't post the comment so here's my responce to lovehateleah.blogspot.com's blog entitled "Sick Sad World" thank you's to Leah
my big long diatribes have been deleted twice whilst i was trying to post them so I'll just make it short and sweet.
Get use to the dissapointment. I am constantly betwixed by the example set forth by fellow christians. then i realize what all the non christians fail to. we're human beings, we're not perfect. You wanna know the christian world's big bad secret? The christians are just as screwed up as the non christians. ouch that one stung didn't it? you think just because we believe in God we're not as messed up as you? how dumb can u be people? Leah I'm not talking to u, ur doin great, u just about got it, u go girl, i'm talking to society. grow up. your just as immature as you proclaim us to be. get over yourselves. the christians have it all wrong too. thet're missing the point. the point is love and forgiveness. read your bible once in a while.
the pastor shouldn't have been there. come on man, be a better example than that. where's your light bro? we're supposed to be the light in a dark world. you're suppose to be leading these people out of sin not participating along with them. it was amusing, however, that he was baptist. lol baptists.
the solution isn't talking about sex in our schools either. that's dumb. kids already have an idea of what sex is. the sad thing is that the rest of think thats what it is to. the solution is talking in church about what sex is and is not. why are christians so afraid of sex? sex is a big awesome amazing gift from God meant to be completely enjoyed by both people (guys that means please ur wife. it's not all about you. girls don't be so afraid let go, he's ur husband.) why do u think it's so easy for the devil to use sex cause its a big deal for us as humans. we can't go without it and we're suppose to, unless of course u r called to it, but as the bibles says not many are. stop being so scared. its wonderful.
the reason that nothing was done to help the bullies is because they're gay. plain and simple. i don't support homosexuality at all but i have many gay friends and i love all of them. the church should have stepped up and offered help to their families gay and all. that would have changed the world's prospective on christianity. but i guess the christians weren't smart enough to think of that were they?
my big long diatribes have been deleted twice whilst i was trying to post them so I'll just make it short and sweet.
Get use to the dissapointment. I am constantly betwixed by the example set forth by fellow christians. then i realize what all the non christians fail to. we're human beings, we're not perfect. You wanna know the christian world's big bad secret? The christians are just as screwed up as the non christians. ouch that one stung didn't it? you think just because we believe in God we're not as messed up as you? how dumb can u be people? Leah I'm not talking to u, ur doin great, u just about got it, u go girl, i'm talking to society. grow up. your just as immature as you proclaim us to be. get over yourselves. the christians have it all wrong too. thet're missing the point. the point is love and forgiveness. read your bible once in a while.
the pastor shouldn't have been there. come on man, be a better example than that. where's your light bro? we're supposed to be the light in a dark world. you're suppose to be leading these people out of sin not participating along with them. it was amusing, however, that he was baptist. lol baptists.
the solution isn't talking about sex in our schools either. that's dumb. kids already have an idea of what sex is. the sad thing is that the rest of think thats what it is to. the solution is talking in church about what sex is and is not. why are christians so afraid of sex? sex is a big awesome amazing gift from God meant to be completely enjoyed by both people (guys that means please ur wife. it's not all about you. girls don't be so afraid let go, he's ur husband.) why do u think it's so easy for the devil to use sex cause its a big deal for us as humans. we can't go without it and we're suppose to, unless of course u r called to it, but as the bibles says not many are. stop being so scared. its wonderful.
the reason that nothing was done to help the bullies is because they're gay. plain and simple. i don't support homosexuality at all but i have many gay friends and i love all of them. the church should have stepped up and offered help to their families gay and all. that would have changed the world's prospective on christianity. but i guess the christians weren't smart enough to think of that were they?
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)