Monday, December 5, 2011

The Penn State Nittany Molesters

By J.Starr


            In the wake of all this vicious boy raping I managed to find myself a bit confused. Yes, I know, it is very shocking, someone of my intelligence being confused it’s just not normal.
            I’m just confused as to what to think. Usually I can just come in and ruthlessly state my opinions but for some reason I am bit perplexed on this one.

            On one hand there’s all the ESPN anal-lysts shouting and crying about how shocking and awful it is and don’t get me wrong, child molestation is terrible but I didn’t think it was that shocking. Boys get molested. I thought it was fairly common. Adult males being sexually obsessed with young boys has been around since at least the Greek times as far as I know. It’s not exactly something new.
            I know the shock is probably because of the cover up but come on people. Are we really still this naive as a society? Do we really believe that rich white people aren’t gonna cover shit up to cover their asses? Wherever there’s a chance for a profit, there’s cheating and lying. I mean if a rich White man wants to molest a little boy he’s gonna do it by God and he’ll do what he has to; to make sure nobody finds out, no matter how much money it takes. Jerry Sandusky just ran out of money. That’s all.
            Sorry bro! When you run outta money you don’t get to touch little boys anymore. That’s the way it works. It’s like no shoes, no shirt, no service. No money, no suckie in the shower.

            On the other hand, I’m a little miffed. These people at Penn State don’t even give a shit. “I’m just worried about our football program.” Are you serious? “I know one of our most respected football admins is tappin’ dat little boy ass but I am just so concerned about our football program. I mean gosh, what are we going to do?” Wow, way to focus on the issue on that one. Little boys have been raped for years at Dusky’s training camps and you’re worried about football? Come on. The Janitor even saw Dusky’s fat, hairy, ugly, white ass in the locker room showers with a little boy and he’s just like “Whatever. Wait a minute, did I just…naaa.” He told some higher up person and then he just drops it. What a faggot.

…and quick question btw: How much shit can u give a? Also, a shitload, how much is that exactly? Is that in pounds or ounces? Is it even American or is it metric? And if you’re one of those people who say “It’s cold as hell outside” stop it. That statement does not make any damn sense. Hell isn’t fuckin’ cold at all…it’s actually very, very hot. I would know.

…and still, even yet, I understand the Janitor’s logic too. That guy’s just tryin’ to keep his job. Is he a minority? I bet he is. You know how hard it is for those people to get jobs. There are an awful lot of accusations of child molestation hurled at older males and I’m wondering if they’re all true. If they are, then we have allot of freaky old men in this country. If molestation is anything like rape or sexual harassment then the Janitor had the right to drop it. People are always tryin’ to get money or 15 mins of fame. False accusations are a dime a dozen. They make all these fake claims. It’s pathetic. This is what our country is, a bunch of gluttonizing, fame seeking pigs blindly hoofing at the last remaining polymers of the American dream. It’s sickening. The media is sickening. The whole thing is all a dark feces laden black abyss of decay. But hey, at least you’re famous. J.Starr out!

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