Tuesday, May 15, 2012

BlackTips Part II

Ok, Damn it, I saved the link and now it's not pulling up. So I can't give you the link, which kinda no longer makes my argument valid. Well it's still valid I guess, I mean their behavior is common knowledge.
So I read this article on Yahoo about this black family that was locked in a restaurant because they refused to pay the tip. The police were called, it was hilarious.

So this restaurant is a fairly nice restaurant. The menu said clearly "If your party contains more than 8 people a 18% gratuity will be added to your check. It was there. It was plain as day.

So these triflin' motherfuckas roll up up in this motherfucka like 35 niggas deep and eat the shit outta everything and you know they was loud as hell, you know them niggas was loud as shit, just talkin' up a mothafuckin storm in that bitch. Then they put the tip on it and you know they freaked out. They said they didn't see it in the menu but you know they did. They were just just tryin to get away with somethin. This was the south to. Carolina I think. So I'm sure that made it worse. They showed the news report too and of course they were ghetto as shit.

Now let me just say before all the black people get mad. I think the restaurant took it too far. What they did was wrong. Race aside though, having worked in the food service industry, I think it was fuckin' amazing that a manager would say "No, fuck this, these mothafuckas are gonna tip." He called Bullshit and I love it. It was also quite amusing though that it was the black people not tipping cause is such a known "stereotype." It's not really a stereotype if they do t constantly is it?

Also, I am part black and I know black people and black people you can't tell me you don't do this shit. You know you do. Don't make me get Chris Tucker or Chris Rock up in here and tell y'all what the fuck's up. You know you do. I've actually discussed this issue with black people recently and I'e had some black people tell me they tip extra good on purpose to try and relieve this stereotype from our culture. I appreciate that. Thank you, but it's not working. Not as long as black people continue to do this shit. But it's ok I don't hate black people. I still like them. and don't tell me rednecks do the same because they don't. poor white people usually tip well. It's actually rich white people that don't tip well. Come on black people no one wants to like a rich white person. If you don't have enough money to eat and tip decently (at least 15%) then don't go out to eat. Or just go somewhere where you don't have to tip. Don't be rude.

Black folks you wonder why white people don't like you and don't understand you, you wonder why there's all this tension. They are over the race thing, they want to believe we're the same but when they see black people on the national news doin' STUPID shit like this, reinforcing the stereotypes with their behavior, they can't help but to think that that's what we are.

You got a black President but even black people will tell you "Man, Barack ain't black." The man's nickname in college was Barry. there's no way he's black. Michelle black though. Michelle Obama is black as hell. Black people love them some Michelle Obama.

Anyway I found this amusing thought you might like it. Thank you for reading.